Nugget--Again!

Dad calls him a "joovenile deelinkwent!"  He iz allus gettin' into trubble of sum kind!

Yestidday, it wuz mom's straws she uses for hers iced teas. They went owt shoppin,' and when dey got home, Nugget had a straw on da floor, all chewed up flat.
Dad told mom she should be more careful abowt leavin' her tea around, so he can't steal da straws.  But, mom checked, and her tea wuz in da fridge.
Den, around da corner of da iland, der wuz anodder chewed up straw.
Uh, oh!  Den, mom looked up on da cownter, and da whole gizmo dat holds da straws in a covered jar wuz tipped over!  Nugget had been cownter-surfin', and nocked offur da dispenser, and been helpin' hisself to strawz!!