Sunday, July 11, 2010

Our Apologies

We would like to apologize now for our lack of naughty posting. It's not that the twins haven't been naughty - it's that they've been doing naughty stuff no one wants to see!
Let's see... Jadzia's been doing wee barfs all over the place, and for reasons we don't understand. But milk seems to calm her stomach down every time. But we now have marks all over the carpet, albeit not dark ones, still. And no, there's no effort to get rid of them. The carpet in this apartment is awful enough as it is, it's gonna hafta go when we move out anyway, so why go through the hassle? Oh and let's see what else... there's the hairball that Curzon just barfed up - but didn't come all the way out of his mouth so I literally had to pull it out of his throat and mouth! EEEWWWW! And Jadzia's still Ms. Poopenstein. I can't afford the monsterous price for the cat attract cat litter either. And the cat repellent spray is just as expensive to spray the spots she's pooping on. She's still peeing in the box... I'm just not sure what's going on. Any suggestions would be helpful. And there's still the random Curry Bitey on my hand - well placed I may add to inflict the most nerve sensation!
So as you can tell, they're still earning our NKC badges - just doing it in the meanest and most disgusting ways!

TSB

3 comments:

  1. WOW! Now that's real norty behavior worthy of any NKC member! MOL!

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  2. Yikes! Those are pretty disgusting ways to earn the NKC badges! :-P

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  3. Eeww....very notty & disgusting, indeed! Tigger is da hairball champeen, what with suckin' his own tail alla the time, and Patches poops whereffur she feels like it--usually in da hallway where da beans haz to turn on da lites so dey don't step in a 'soo-prize.'

    Signed, Munchkin

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