Finally Naughty Enough!

Honorary Member Noelle

I used to be a regular poster here on the NKC.  I often did naughty things that my mom would share with everyone.  Then a new foster dog named Ziggy came along, and all of a sudden, my mom stopped writing about me!  I hardly ever get mentioned on her blog, and she never even noticed when I did naughty things anymore because Ziggy was always causing big problems.  But I finally did something naughty enough to get her attention again.... I stole the lighter she uses to light candles right out from under her nose!


It wasn't easy, let me tell you.  First I had to climb up onto the back of the couch to reach the ledge where she keeps the candles and lighter.  Then I grabbed it in my mouth and ran like crazy!



Somehow mom figured out something was up, and next thing I know she is following me with her camera.  I had just settled down to some good chewing, and there she was, snapping pictures at the same time she signaled "no" to get me to stop chewing.  I'm deaf, so she has to use hand signs to tell me things.  This is good because it makes it harder for her to give me a sign and hold a camera, and I got in a couple extra chews before she made me stop.

Mom said don't worry about me, because I didn't manage to get to the lighter fluid.  I say it's about time she started paying some more attention to my naughty behavior around here - and if chewing up lighters is what it takes, then that is what I will do!

I'm not naughty...I'm BeeYootiFul.

Mom and I argued about whether chewing up a tube of mascara and then getting it all over the carpet and then rolling in it counted as being naughty or not.  Of course she doesn't believe me when I said I was just trying to look BeeYootiFul like my human sister.  Okay...hee hee... maybe I was being a little bit naughty.  But I still say that looking BeeYootiFul was my main goal. 

You can see more pictures of me with my makeup here. 

Your friend,
Honorary Dog Member Noelle

Honorary Dog Member

Hello, and thanks to all of you naughty cats for accepting a naughty dog (that's me!) as an honorary member of your club.  My mom says I have earned this award with some very naughty behavior that I should share with you.  But really, if I were a cat, my behavior wouldn't be considered naughty at all. 

After all, the cats are allowed to play in the cat tree, even though I got in trouble for this...

And the cats are allowed to jump up on the furniture, even though I got in trouble for this too....

And the cats are allowed to go over the baby gates in the house.  But you guessed it...

I get in trouble for that too!

So really I would like to state for the record that I am not really naughty at all.  Oh, except for maybe this...

Mom says this is really naughty, first because of all the pillow stuffing on the floor (yep, I did that!) and second, because I'm proud of it (but that's the point, right?) and third, because I'm making my scary snarl face at my friend.  Hee hee - that was a fun day of naughtiness!  I look forward to reading about how you are naughty and maybe learning some new ideas from all of you!

Naughty and Proud of It,
Noelle