Monday, May 7, 2012

Norty vs nice

A good kitty would barf on the tile. A naughty kitty barfs in the water bowl. Check.
A good kitty starts waking his hoomin up when the alarm goes off. A naughty kitty starts an hour early. Check.
A good kitty stays away from the hoomin's clothes that they need for the next morning. A naughty kitty silently barfs on them while the hoomins sleep. Check.
A good kitty plays with their toys quietly at night. A naughty one hides them so they don't get put out of reach so the hoomin has to get up later. Check. (A really naughty one hides it where hoomins will never find it so they hafta buy another. Check!)
Yes, I have been a naughty mancat this week. *giggle*
(*thwock* sleeping mancat... ai can be naughty sisfur too!)


9 comments:

  1. I hope you are feeling better. No one likes to barf...

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  2. Wow, you HAVE been norty. We hope you are feeling better, though (because barfin' is not fun).

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  3. A norty kitty here barfed right IN my mom person's yellow Converse. She was not amused!

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  4. Olá amiguinhos tudo bem?
    Voces são todos lindos. Amei a visita em meu blog e obrigada por me acharem bonita.
    Voces são especiais e queridos.
    Fiquem com o Papai do Céu.
    Aus 1000 e Beijos 1000 de minha mamãe Lilly...
    Com amor da amiguinha do Brasil...

    KIPPY

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  5. Lets just say that I haven't been THAT bad. But this post gives me some ideas...

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  6. We love your list, O Naughty Kitty! You didn't add that you could also barf on your hoomin's wedding shirt when you are upset that he's just too busy to play today.

    (That's what happened to my nephew shortly after he was married... the kitty pulled that shirt from the closet and made a naughty mess of it... ugggg.... so much for keeping that shirt as a memory.... hehehehe

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  7. Dude! You got skills!

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