Notty Repurrt...

Now, mind you, I iz not tellin' tales, on accownt of dese two kittehs gotted  cot red-handed er..pawed!

Furst wuz da Jigsaw Puzzle, he wuz furry notty last week, an he iz still at it!  He keeps comin' into da office while mom iz tryin' to werk, and jumpin' up on dad's chair, and then onto da desk!  Mom shoos him off and out, and in abowt a mini-second, he's back doin' it all offur agin.  He must fink it iz a game, but mom iz not laffin, cuz she is busy, and after abowt 4 times, she shuts da door!  I, on da odder hand, am bein' furry good, keepin mom company while she werks, just nappin' nicely in my little bed by hers feets.
Next, he keeps on jumpin up on da kitchen cownters, an drinkin da water owt of da avocado seeds mom iz tryin to grow.  He will not stay owt of it!  Mom haz to turn da fawcet to da side, and put all kinds of stuffs in da way over nite to keep him away.  I no finks dey iz gonna sprowt, on accownt of Jiggy's nottiness!

Next, we come to da Munchkin...who finks it iz good to lay on da beans' cloze.  Well, I likes to do dat, too, but my speshulty is keepin' da cleen laundry warm.  Munchie likes to lay in da dirty cloze!  So last nite, da beans were in bed, and all of a sudden, der wuz a noise, and dad cot her pullin' hiz jeans down off da towel hamper, wher he hangs dem offurnite.  She mades his pockets all spill, and den she ran off when she thot she wuz cot, and sat across da room lookin' all cute an innocent.  But we knows better.

Dat is da repurrt for today.
Signed, Tigger