Where's the tissue paper?

Howdy fellow naughty kitties! My name is Epic, and I'm a 7 month old Maine Coon. I'm not a very naughty kitten considering I'm still a teenager, but I occasionally do little naughty things that my humans don't seem to full approve of. If you ask me, that's not really me being naughty, but just my humans not knowing how to have fun.

Anyhow, as I already wrote on my blog, I wanted to share a naughty story to celebrate my membership in our awesome Naughty Kitty Club. Currently, my favorite naughty thing to do is playing with tissue paper that my humans keep by their bed and use it to blow their noses (what a silly human thing to do!). I like playing with tissue paper because it's soft and makes an interesting sound when I bite it. It almost feels like biting feathers.

My humans say I'm a naughty kitty for "stealing" their tissues, but I don't really understand what all the fuss is about. I get a nice, interactive toy, and they get to search for it around our home. I often hide it under the bed, but other random places are good too, just to keep things interesting. Fun for all, right? It's too bad my humans can't understand it.

I hope you enjoyed reading my naughty story. I can't wait to read stories from other members. Who knows, I might just get some interesting play ideas. Just don't tell my humans about this blog!